Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
