Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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