I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Randomize
