so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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