This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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