I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Can I color on your dick again?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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