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I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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