Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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