I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
