do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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