we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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