I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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