I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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