batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
its not stalking. its research.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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