So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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