This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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