It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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