im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
My breasts were aching with rage.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
