Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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