Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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