Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i dont even know how to be here
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize