The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Girls should come with a carfax report
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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