Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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