Don't you send me to vm
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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