even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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