be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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