yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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