How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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