Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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