I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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