North Korea, Best Korea!
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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