I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
it was like eating out sand paper
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
