I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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