Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
