1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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