I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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