The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Everything about him screamed your future.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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