Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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