Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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