my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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