I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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