He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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