Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
did you just send me my own nude
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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