Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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