super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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