there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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