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the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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