Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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