No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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