Soap is not a condiment
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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