Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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