Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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