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part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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