i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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