I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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