we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just saw a hot homeless man
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
