Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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