i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Never joke about your clitoris.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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