let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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