i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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